Those of you who have spent significant time within the gooner headspace may have become aware of the experiences of your fellow devotees. You might have made use of some of the social media channels that I’ve set up, or you may have found goon buddies independently of my direction. Either way, it’s likely that you have found that most little gooners share a set of core experiences in their depraved journeys. When goons hear the stories of other goons, it seems to strengthen their resolve to fall deeper down the hole. To that end, I would like to share the story of one of my long time goons that I’ve molded into an especially obedient lump of jizzy clay over the years. May the true story of his mind wrecking serve as a guide to those of you traveling the same road.
