An overwhelming scroll of hundreds of clips, all GoonTok-banned and packed into 3 feeds that pull you in deeper than ever. This is GoonTok!!! Where I encourage you to hump that hand like a good Gooner relentlessly, turning you into a fist-fucking zombie lost in the haze. Each clip builds the tension, making you edge harder, leak more, and ultimately lose your loser loads in a frenzy of beta desperation. Your fist will pump faster with every scroll, under my spell, until you can’t hold back anymore. And keeping an eye on you is my judgmental black cat at the bottom of the screen, smugly reminding you to “use those Markup Codes like the hand-humping Goontard you are.”
