Ugh, I don’t think I’ll ever understand geometry. I can’t believe I failed and need to take this summer school class, but thanks for being such a cool teacher about it. It really is hopeless though, I’ll never understand geometry. Is there anything else I can do to convince you to let me pass without having to learn it ? I’ll mop the floors, I’ll clean the classroom – anything! Let you rub my feet? Uh, I guess we can do that. That doesn’t really seem like work for me, though…that kinda just seems like a reward? But, whatever you say! Now kiss them and lick them? My FEET?! Hm…ok. It does feel pretty good. In fact, I’m getting kind of wet from it. Teach me what else I can do with my feet, and I promise I’ll do it to the best of my ability – will that help me pass summer school?
