You found WHAT in my room, Stepdad?! No, it’s not even mine! I was holding onto it for a friend! You can’t tell Mom, she’ll really freak out and ground me forever! I’ll accept whatever punishment you dish out if you promise you won’t tell her. Wait…what? You want me to smell my socks and shoes? Hm, oook…kind of a weird punishment, but they’re kind of stinky, so I guess it makes sense? Sniff my feet too?! Ok this is getting even weirder. The fact you seem to enjoy this is the strangest part of all. Can I go now? Sigh, fine. I’ll let you sniff it all too. Huh? A footjob?! I don’t even know how to do that, but I guess I’ll try if it means Mom won’t find out.
