Your New Year’s resolution of taking your wife on more dates is so cute! I’m always happy to babysit for you guys. Where is your wife now? Oh, ok! So you’ll be the one driving me home tonight? Before we head out, I have to ask you something though – have you seen my socks? I take my socks and shoes off sometimes when I babysit, but then I forget them here sometimes. Your wife said she never finds them anywhere! I also left a pair of panties here the other night…surely you found those. I left them just for you. I have such a crush on you, you know. You’re a great husband and dad, and I want you to become a dad again. Breed me. Impregnate me. I’ll never tell your wife.
