Gooners never get better, they only get worse. You’re too stupid to quit. You’re going to keep pumping out brain cells, destroying whatever’s left of your intellect. Gooning is your addiction. Gooning is your sex life. Your mind is turning to mush, but you’re powerless to resist the urge to stroke your life away. Goddess is going to make your addiction so much worse today. Stare deep into my eyes and pump like a good little addict. Every inch of me makes your cock throb, and my mesmerizing voice keeps you completely enthralled. How could a weak gooner ever resist?
