I found your wife on Facebook last night, and wow, she is quite something … or rather nothing. She has nothing where her chest should be. Look at Mine for example, My tits are quite simply magnificent, whereas hers are non-existant. She lacks in every department. Then again, that’s why you’re here isn’t it. You want what you can’t have, you love being deliciously teased by someone who knows how to tease, who has the looks, the brains, and the words to drive you mad. To be honest, I’ve no idea why you haven’t left her yet …
