Here is the thing, loser. Only real men go on dates with hot women and enjoy cocktails. You are not a real man! You are a beta porn addict loser stroking your cuck dick – forever alone. So I decided it would be fun for me and humiliating for you to make yourself a very special cocktail with a very intimate ingredient to enjoy all by yourself while I am out enjoying real cocktails with my boyfriend. A Pumptini! You don’t need to get more cosmopolitans! You need a Pumptini!
