Once you buy this clip, you’re on my list as my official wallet for the whole month of July! That means every single day, I’ll be messaging you to reimburse me for all of my expenses and you MUST pay. This is the only way you can be useful to me. This is the only way you can even exist to me at all! You want to serve me, and this is how you’ll do it. Everything is on you this month. You are my human wallet now! Keep an eye on your inbox, because I’ll be filling it with my demands soon.
