Today, I’m going to be teaching you a valuable life skill. No, not how to iron clothes, silly. You should already know how to do that. What I’m going to teach you is the value of pain tolerance. I think you’re the kind of person who needs to know how to tolerate pain, because you’re weak in every other aspect. Your mind is weak, it’s turned into mush. That’s why you’re here, right? So becoming physically tough — I think that’ll be good for you. And you get to jerk off in the meantime too. How great is that?! Well, this lesson requires some supplies. One of them is a dick. You have one of those, right? And it controls your mind, right? This little thing has turned into silly putty. Because of all the hardship this thing has caused you — how much it’s ruled your life — I think it’s time that you punish it. Nothing you can’t handle…unless you’re a little bitch. You want to hurt it, because you’re sick of being a little jerk off loser. Show the dick who is boss.
