You’ve been infected with an alien virus and the only way to cure your contamination is by drinking your jizz. Welcome to the real Stargate no one wants you to know about. We may have put a man on the Moon, but it’s time to make an astroNUT succumb to the temptation of the ultimate space girl. Buzz & Neil are rooting you on. Nasa and SpaceX are rooting you on. I’ve taken over command of our spacecraft and enslaved the aliens to watch as I extract your antidote and make you drink it down.
