You can tell she’s hiding something…she has the look in her eye. She doesn’t know how to break that your Wife chose your boy over you, even on date night! Don’t worry, her Bro ditched her too so at least you’re not alone. After tonight you’ll both call it event anyways. She spills the beans on everything! The cootie catcher, what she is REALLY up to with your buy, everything except one key detail…she’s caught the cooties too. This household is going to have to quarantine. There’s no way you’d want to spread this case of the cooties to the whole neighborhood! But staying inside all day long with darling doesn’t sound too bad. Let’s just hope the fam doesn’t come home for a while…
