POV brain surgery. You wake in the operating room tied down to a chair. I explain that you’ve been brought to me because your sexual desires have caused so much trouble and something needs to be done about it. I’m going to give you a lobotomy–specifically a lobotomy to remove your libido. You’ll need to be awake as I remove the front part of your skull and probe your brain to see what areas stimulate you sexually. To begin, I put on my surgical mask and white surgical gloves then use my scalpel to remove your frontal cranium. I then begin probing, asking you questions, and reassuring you to stay calm and breathe. When we find the right area, I put a condom over your penis and stimulate you with my hands until you ejaculate. This has two reasons
