I’m all sweaty and smelling after My workout and it’s time for My tiny little shrunken man to do his duty. That’s right, I want you to clean off the pungent foot odor from My super damn sneaker clad toes and soles. And the best part is, you can’t say anything but tell me you like it, otherwise I end your puny insignificant existence forever! I mean, since I could literally squash you between the folds of My feet or between My toes, so put a smile on that itty bitty face and tell Me how good it tastes. And while you’re at it, why don’t you go ahead and clean the dirt and filth from My sneakers as well. I see the treads are completely crusted over so that’s why this is the perfect job for you
