Even though I can’t seem to keep a plant alive, there’s no end of boys banging down My door hoping I’ll take Ownership of them. But since boys are a dime a dozen, I find that they make the best play pets! All you have to do is lock them up, put them in chastity, and leave them alone until you can practically smell their desperation…at which point, you can do pretty much whatever you please with them. You see, human pets live off desperation
