You know you’re a tissue pumper for life because you are a loser! You are a loser! Hurts a little doesn’t it but it still makes your cock swell, even though it’s just about average. You’re always just jerking off, pumping it up and down. You’re always stroking and sliding your hand and you can’t stop. You’ll never be able to stop, that’s why you’re always be a tissue pumper for life. Always moaning and groaning as you pump to me, simply because I exist, because I decided to turn up for life. You’re going to jerk it for life to me and you’ll never stop, you won’t want to. You love me too much, you don’t want to. You’ve bulk bought so many tissues it would be such a waste not using them. I mean, they literally sell them to you in cases and highly discounted rates. Don’t lie, you’re a tissue pumper for life!
