Let’s get back to basics. I have a list of 14 rules which every loser should live their life by. In case you aren’t clear, that means you. Over 20 minutes, I know your useless dick will get harder and harder while I explain the new rules for you to live your life by. If you’re reading this, you need some direction in your life and I’m going to give it to you. I’ve thought carefully about these instructions for how you should live your life. The rules will make you feel pathetic, and you need to accept that, because it’s what you are. The sooner you accept it, the sooner you can become what you were always meant to be. Welcome to your loser life.
