You love your girlfriend, but you can’t stop thinking about all the other women you could potentially hookup with now that dating apps are the norm. Some hotter girl is always just a swipe away. So you decide to break up with her and see other people. She was devastated but moved on quickly, which was awkward since the two of you still need to live together until she can find a new apartment. A couple weeks later you realize you aren’t getting any matches… but your girlfriend’s notifications are constantly blowing up her phone. Ex girlfriend you mean. In a jealous fit you demand she show you the guys she’s been fucking now that she’s enjoying the single life. Suddenly, you love her more than ever.
