When I said “I do,” what I really meant was “I do what I want.” Since our wedding night was so horribly disappointing, I think you owe me some amazing sex on this vacation. And, since we BOTH know you’re not able to give it to me, I’m just going to let this BBC desecrate me all over our honeymoon cottage. In the hammock. On the deck in broad daylight. In our bed… It starts off with sweet and subtle teasing but turns into full blown humiliation as I become convinced black dick is what I need. Then I decide he should leave me with a very drippy cream pie and breed me on OUR honeymoon. I am ready to get pregnant, after all.
