You really must think I’m not paying attention, because you know I’m very smart. But I’m not a fan of subterfuge, and I can see right through why you’ve really hired me. You’re not the first to try to make a move, or look at me in an inappropriate way, and I offer a special service for married men like you. All you have to do is admit that you’re desperate for my feet, and a whole new world will open up for you!
