I’m the new office consultant, and I can clearly see why no work gets done here, and your numbers are consistently so low, your whole team is a bunch of gooners. One look at a woman and they all become weak and slack jawed drones. They can’t get any work done with the distraction of a beautiful woman, so I’ve gathered you all for a little presentation, close your eyes, take a deep breath and forget all that social conditioning, You’re all going to become obedient little puppies for me, you will obey my every command and this office will go from a complete mess to the highest earning division of the whole company. It will be amazing how much more you can do when you are motivated to earn for ME !
