Let’s face it. You’re old, washed up, and your dick barely gets hard anymore. Therefore, that pension check you’ve been getting every month should be sent directly to me. I have my whole life ahead of me while you’re just sitting there waiting for some excitement to happen. Guess what, boomer? Giving me your pension check IS exciting. Do you want to know what else is exciting? Me, in this gold dress, teasing you with my hot body and talking about how I am going to financially ruin you. You can’t resist me, boomer. Buy this clip and start being relevant again.
