I couldn’t find my favorite pair of pumps this morning, darling. I looked everywhere for them. Randomly, I even checked YOUR room… Low and behold, there they were! Now, my little step-son, why were my shoes in your room? You were WHAT? You were “sniffing” them? Why in the world were you sniffing the insides of my shoes?? Do you actually like the smell of these heels that I have been wearing for like 10 years? Well, I have some other questions…
