Aren’t you tired of hiding who you are? Carving out time in your day to lock yourself away and stroke in secret has to be exhausting. Wouldn’t it just be so nice if you didn’t have to hide this naughty little habit anymore? With My help, you’ll out yourself in no time! I Think you’ll be surprised to learn how many people already assumed you were a stupid gooner. It won’t be the shocking news you think it will be. I can’t wait to see the look of disappointment on your face when you realize you didn’t have to “hide” this for so long. All those hours you could have been gooning but instead pent so worried what people will think. No one fucking cares, I promise you. Society fully expects you to be a loser. Lock yourself in a quiet space, it’s time to get caught. Start stroking and start moaning. Slowly and softly at first, increasing the levels of intensity as I instruct. It’s only a matter of time until you get caught. There won’t be any going back, you won’t want to. The wave of relief will hit you so hard and you’ll finally be free. Free to be who you are, a weak gooner.
