I need to admit this to you, because it isn’t as funny anymore. You really questioned it when I asked you out, I mean why would someone like me want to go out with a loser like you? I did a really good job convincing you that I actually wanted to be with someone like you! I was in a competition with my girlfriends, we all found who we thought was the biggest and most pathetic loser to date and see which of you would do the most pathetic things. We pushed you further and further just to win! Were you just so happy to be with someone as hot as me that you didn’t care that you couldn’t have sex with me? You didn’t think it was a little weird getting fucked by a strap on? Being told to suck it for me? Everyone got to see too! I had a camera set up, I needed proof that I could get you to do such humiliating things! Lucky me, I got you to do the most self humiliating things and that clutched me the win! I got to date other people during this time AND I got the win so it really worked out well for me. You can take some pleasure from being a loser and helping me win AND you got to be around a hot woman like me, even if you were being tricked into it. You are pretty lucky!
