Oh, I am so sad. I know you want to do anything to make me happy. You know what would make me happy right now? What you can do to put a smile back on my face? Open your wallet, take out your card, and start sending tributes. This will be my medicine, you will administer the doses one tribute at a time until I can finally smile again. I know you are happy when I am happy. I am happy when you send me money. I know that all you want is for me to be happy. All I want for you is to be happy too. I encourage you to keep sending, teasing you with my body until I can finally smile again. Until you have given me enough “medicine” to cure me. Then we can both be happy!
