I called you here to have a serious talk with you. What happened yesterday was traumatic, and even though I like you, we can’t have a relationship this way. See, your penis is too small. As awkward as this talk maybe, it NEEDS to happen, you must understand that your dick was not made for sex. I want you to realize that you can’t put women through this, so your only options in life are to either make us laugh with your tiny cock, or live as a cuckold slave.
