You have a new diagnosis slave. What you have is called Badass Bitch Syndrome. You fall into a gazillion pieces and your brain goes BYE BYE every time you see a sexy badass bitch like Me. I just swoop right in and steal your attention. You become infatuated by just the sight of Me. There’s nothing that you can do besides GOON HARDER. You can’t break it. You’ve tried. I’ve put a spell on you. I have the magic within Me – the POWER – to swoop right in anytime I want and take you. You LOVE when I do. You love to be an obsessed little goon zombie freak! Stop feeling ashamed. Life’s too short to be filled with anxiety over what you are. Embrace this life. Embrace the Badass Bitch Syndrome.
