Being the loser beta that you are, it’s hard for you to have your own responsible thoughts. You need help to make smart choices that reflect your true self. Don’t worry, I know in the past some of my tasks ive given you have been a bit too cruel or even painful, but these are standard tasks that everyone should be able to follow. Get out your pen and paper because this is a real list and I expect you to do them all. Don’t disappoint.
