If your dick is smaller than 5 inches than you owe me a pindick tax. You owe me for even having to waste time on something that resembles more of a clit than a cock. See if you ever want to experience pleasure again (and we both know you do) you MUST pay your pindick taxes and vow to consume your cum whenever you jerk yourself to pleasure because your seed shouldn’t be wasted but no one deserves to have your cock near them.
