You have run into an evil witch… and I am going to change your life forever, I am going to make you on the outside, how you feel on the inside… I am going to turn you into a babbling sprog in puffy pants. You will regress more and more as you sink deeper into my bewitching spell charm. Listen to my voice transform you into my dumb little sprog… while you are mesmerised by the ritualistic sound of crinkly pampers tingling your ear drums.
