You have a foot fetish, right? Do you want to jerk off to my feet? I’ll indulge your fetish … but you have to indulge mine. You don’t mind, right? I get off by saying blasphemous things. Not just things like “goddamnit” or “Jesus fucking Christ” … things that will make me go to Hell. Like, “Fuck God.” Or my favourite … “Jesus Christ is a fucking cunt!”