You, my roommate, walk in on me and my boyfriend about to have sex. I think you did this on purpose – I know you hear me moaning through the walls at night and imagine it was you pleasuring me. Just this once, I’ll let you stay and watch, and later when I hear you moaning through the walls, I’ll know it’s the memory of this that’s making you cum. Just remember … guys like you have no chance with me. Guys like you can only watch and pretend.
