I seriously need to talk to my wife and housemaid Amelia! She is not even able to use an iron to do the laundry!! Lately she is so clumsy in everything she touches, which makes me so furious!
I didn’t marry this girl for clumsiness and I will show her bare bottom what I expect of her – Right now! I am sure a properly bruised bottom will remind her to do her chores decently!
