That was a lovely dinner but I can’t stop imagining you with a dick in your mouth. Granted, I’ll bet not many girls bring big dildos with them on a first date, but I’ve found it’s become a necessity… See, I’ve been having way to many wimps waste my time on these dates and it’s only fair that I push those wimps right into full blown cock whore status. Now lean in closer and lick your lips like this… Let’s see if this turns you on… it’s just a test… get under the table for a sec… no ones looking… get under there… There’s something I really need to tell you… OK… well, the truth is… YOUR’E ON TV!!’ Hahahaha… yes… it’s a show about losers that try to date girls that need REAL men… hahahaha
