Don’t you wish you could hang out with me all the time? I wish you were one of the girls so we could snuggle on the sofa and look through magazines together and talk about hot guys. But, I don’t trust you not to be creepy unless I lock you in a spiked chastity cage. Come here so I can put this on you, haha! I actually think it’s funny that you might get a boner wearing it. What if I put my hand on your caged cock just to hear you squeal? Haha!
