You’ll actually do anything I tell you, if we’re being honest. So, obviously you’ll jerk off to anything, if I prompt you to. And yes, we will be doing a practical demonstration of this phenomenon today. Purely for my amusement, you’re about to masturbate to things that are… not what you’d typically think of as arousing. You know what is arousing though? Serving me. And if I tell you to jerk off to something, then doing it gets you hot no matter what.
