You’re like a little toy machine that sits on my shelf, ready to be used and activated whenever I feel like. You’re a robot that goons and serves Princess Candy, and all I have to do to make use of you is flip your little switch to the on position. It doesn’t matter what else you might be doing. It doesn’t matter what other plans you might have. When Princess Candy activates her obedient little goon, he comes to life right away. He comes to life with no hesitation, ready to serve, ready to stroke, and ready to GOON.
