It might be a physical list somewhere in your actual possession, or it might be a mental list somewhere in the forefront of your brain. Either way, it contains a line item that relates to you getting laid. This might be something to the effect of “lose virginity” (this is probably true for a lot of you). For those of you who have already disgraced an unfortunate individual with your substandard genitals, it might relate to the frequency, ease, or skill with which you get laid. It doesn’t matter which of these applies to you, though. No matter what your aspirations are, you need to realize now that they are entirely futile. Do you think you’re going to fundamentally change who you are, as a person, at the core of your being? If you wish to continue indulging this delusion, then go ahead and be my guest. But I’m giving you a solid piece of time saving advice, right here and now. Give up on pussy, beta.
