You have one task for me today: click it all away. Get your credit card out. Start stroking your cock as I demand tribute after tribute. Your money is better with me. It’s mine. I’m your new financial advisor. I know what’s best for your finances. Click. Pay. Repeat. Don’t think. Just stroke and pay. I will tell you what numbers to enter, you type them, and then click them away. Don’t bother adding it up, or thinking about your credit limits. Just. Pay. Just Click. It feels good to pay. It feels good to click your cash away.
