Welcome back gooner, we made such great progress in our last session, you seemed to be beginning to accept that you are without question a goonaholic, but today you have a chip on your shoulder once again. I understand you’re upset that there is no cure for this and that you’re going to have to live the rest of your life as a gooner but being angry is a good thing. Being angry means you truly are beginning to accept it otherwise you wouldn’t be bothered and you wouldn’t keep showing up for our sessions. I’m proud of you. Today we’re going to focus on the positives of gooning, the excitement you feel when you think about gooning, and right before you goon. The intense pleasure and euphoria you feel while gooning and the relaxed and rejuvenated sensation you feel right after gooning. Being a goonaholic doesn’t have to be a bad thing. To begin I want you to close your eyes and travel to your happy place. Where are we, what are we doing, what do you see? We’re in the goonhole? I’m topless?! You’re gooning to me?! That’s it gooner go deeper for me, follow Goddess Alissa down the goonhole and enjoy your one true pleasure GOONING.
