You’ve come in today with a smug look on your face, like you know something I don’t and I’m willing to take an educated guess you went home after our last session and came to the conclusion there was just simply no way you are a goonaholic. You’re just a man that loves ass and tits. All men love ass and tits, of course when I put them in your face and left you alone you were going to stroke yourself silly. You agree that it was a bit outlandish that you found yourself jerking off in my office when we both know that is absolutely not acceptable but it was “a one time thing” you just couldn’t help yourself, I’m too sexy, but that of course doesn’t mean you’re a goonaholic. Did I hit the nail on the head? Of course I did, this isn’t my first rodeo, you are all so predictable. You’re in denial of your true purpose, you’re in denial of who you are and who you were meant to be. We could go back and forth all day but instead of explaining to you why you’re in way over your head I’ll just give you another simple test. It’s simple DO NOT look to the left side of the screen. Focus on me, only me and our counseling session. If you aren’t a goonaholic you won’t need to look over there. You’ll be able to focus on the task at hand. Let’s start our session, and just remember no matter what I put up on that screen, do not peak.
