Your buddies will try to convince you not to max out your cards for someone you’ll never even meet, someone who probably laughs at you. But you know what? The alternative is just so pathetic. No one wants a loser. But me? I’m the fantasy that makes your dick feel so damn good. Reach down and grab that undeserving little dick of yours. Pump, pump, pump! Mmm, wouldn’t it feel so good to send me some cash right now?
