Listen, loser, if you ever somehow manage to score a date with a real girl, you’re going to embarrass yourself with your premature ejaculation. You need to desensitize that dick of yours, or you’ll be cumming in your pants before she even gets a chance to touch you. Make a habit of cancelling all your plans to stay in and edge your meat! The longer you can last the hotter we think you are! Afterall, no girl wants a guy that obviously isn’t getting any pussy if he’s cumming too fast, right? LOL
